He told them to write: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you".
As the picture shows, it didn't quite turn out right. It was too funny not to keep it.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Going Away Birthday Cake
We had a "going away" party yesterday for a lady at our office. One of the supervisors called Wal-Mart and ordered the cake.
He told them to write: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you".
As the picture shows, it didn't quite turn out right. It was too funny not to keep it.
He told them to write: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you".
As the picture shows, it didn't quite turn out right. It was too funny not to keep it.
I found a secretary for you
My Rezimay
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper.. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper.. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Smiley spotted at Wal-Mart
Check out this new smiley face that was spotted at a local Wal-Mart. Watch out for falling underwear...
6 Degress of Blond
I'm a blond male. So I have my moments too.
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarised.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarised.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'
NEW: Casa D'Ice Signs
These signs are from a restaurant known as the Casa D'Ice in North Versailles, Pennsylvania. The owner Bill Balsamico is famous for his signs out front. He is not ashamed. Here's there website to check out their menu and learn more about the Casa D'Ice. They even have t-shirts, etc. with the signs on them if you are interested.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Life's 2 Most Important Questions
Life really boils down to 2 questions . .
1. Should I get a dog?
2. Should I have children?
1. Should I get a dog?
2. Should I have children?
Redneck Tube Top
This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama Wal-Mart, where the young lady was shopping at the Flea market. This is hysterical! Look at it closely...
Now I ask you.....
Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs
and says h-m-m-m-m ...
I can make me a nice summer top from these!
On the other hand, $6 for a three pack is a good price!
But what if they weren't bought new?
That's redneck recycling at its best.
Don't throw out yer feller's drawers when the skidmarks
don't wash out no more.
Just cut the crotch out and wear'em.
How very Green!
Al Gore would be proud.
Now I ask you.....Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs
and says h-m-m-m-m ...
I can make me a nice summer top from these!
On the other hand, $6 for a three pack is a good price!
But what if they weren't bought new?
That's redneck recycling at its best.
Don't throw out yer feller's drawers when the skidmarks
don't wash out no more.
Just cut the crotch out and wear'em.
How very Green!
Al Gore would be proud.
Alabama Funeral
THIS IS AT A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA !
Just when you thought you've seen everything ... and yes, this is a regular funeral home.
DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand ...
Oh yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer!
And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?
AND the football game is ON!
So, you thought you'd seen it all, eh?!
Just when you thought you've seen everything ... and yes, this is a regular funeral home.
DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand ...
Oh yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer!
And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?
AND the football game is ON!
So, you thought you'd seen it all, eh?!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
2010 GM (Government Motors) Obama Car
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
Tattoo Breast Implants? Stupid is alive!
I received this one the other day. Getting a tattoo is one thing, but this is pushing the limits. I'm sure this idea was dreamed up very late one night, very late.
I see stupidity is alive and doing quite well: Now I've seen everything.... Can you believe it?
Breast implants for your tattoo?
Yes, breast implants for your tattoo.
Wow, this will definitely get him a woman. I know for a fact, chicks are impressed with this.
I see stupidity is alive and doing quite well: Now I've seen everything.... Can you believe it?
Breast implants for your tattoo?
Yes, breast implants for your tattoo.
Wow, this will definitely get him a woman. I know for a fact, chicks are impressed with this.
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